When life gives you a lemon...

... paint that shit gold!

On the bright side:
They say we're Ivy league
I had the best sexual chocolate Thursday
I know how to make the best bolognese
I got a free ticket to the Sugarhouse 2nite.
Not to mention what happens Monday

On the shit-colored side:
I don't have a job
I don't have much money
I've never been to India
My hair is frizzy
My boyfriend is 3000km away
Nice doesn't want me

It's just me and my teddy bear and baby girl 2nite you gettin shitfaced